So I’d like to say a big thank you to the person who, at some point, walked to the end of my drive, lifted up the purple recycling box, removed the green recycling box from underneath it, took out a newspaper and some other bits of paper from the green box, put them in the purple box, put the purple box back, and then scarpered with my green recycling box.
Thanks. Much appreciated.
Incidentally, if you’re thinking of coming back for the purple one – don’t bother. It now has our house number on it.