New Tories, Same As The Old Tories

Published on 10 July 2007 in ,

“Will you marry me?”

“Why?”

“Well according to the latest proposals from the good old Tories, we’d get £32 a week extra in our politics!”

“Hmm. Make it £60.50 and I might think about it…”

Bribery. That well known cure for those family breakdowns….